meandnarryman:

narrydelgay:

Wow this is perf

a slave to the booty
grumpysalmon:

thunthundunn:

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

Or just move the chocolate…. Let’s not get hasty now…

I want her dead

ohmichaelclifford:

What if you befriended someone on tumblr and they turned out to be your favorite band member

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

fcukharry:

THIS IS SO HOT ZAYN JUST TELLS HIM TO KNEEL OH GOD I CANT BREATHE

image

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*