larrylustful:

HARRY AND LOUIS MORPHED INTO ONE OH MY GOD 

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me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me: why is my internet so slow?

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

snarg:

one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup